Time Chips Away at the Pain
Mood:  irritated
Now Playing: Smacky the Frog (that's sir smacky to you punk!)
Topic: Slowly Adapting
Well faithful followers as well as first time guests, it's good to see you again. I have to say that I am slowly but surely growing accustomed to my new home. It's kind of small and the place I live at is very bizarre, but it's my home now and I need to make the best of it. I don't get much sleep here, which is occasionally irritating but then I realize, "oh yeah, I'm a frog." It's not like I have to go to work in the morning or anything. But one complaint I must get out there is that the guy taking care of me has his alarm clock right next to me. I mean come on! IS THAT REALLY NECESSARY!!! Put it on the other side of the room. I know you have things to do but let the amphibians live in peace you sick, deranged fool. I'm not a tadpole anymore I don't have the energy for this shit.

Musical F*#king Chairs
Mood:  not sure
Now Playing: Smacky the Frog (more smacky than frog)
Topic: What is going on?
I would like to apologize for the delay, it has been over a week since my last entry. The people at my new residence have taken a while to get the internet up and running. And they say this is the future of America!!! My god we are all in for a world of shit. I don't know what is going on as of late. A couple weeks ago I was hangin out with my home-frogs and now I've been passed around more than Christina Aguilera at a rapper's convention. I have been moved three times in the last week. I'm staying in a new apartment and it is a very strange locale. All the guy here does is speak utter gibberish and listen to the new Beck CD. Which is a surprisingly great album; he's still got it after all these years. I just want a place I can call my home. Maybe entertain a fine lady frog on occasion. Speaking of which I need to take this opportunity to get the word out; ladies, if you are a SWF (single wet frog) and have an insatiable appetite for dried blood worms and hopping around all night, give ol' Smacky a call. Don't hesitate.

The Great Homecoming
Mood:  don't ask
Now Playing: Smacky the Frog (the frog himself)
Topic: Who are these people?
It has been an interesting day to say the least. I was renched from my homeland this morning by persons or lifeforms unknown. I tried to resist brothers, but it was to no avail. Tell mother I wont be home for christmas. I used to be in a lush, verdent playground of fun with all sorts of friends to frolic about with. Now I'm trapped in a little solitary confinement chamber. OH THE HORROR!!! Big enough for one frog my ass! I tried to explain this to my new captor but all she does is throw more dried blood worms in my tank. Yeah, real nice. You try eating those damn things some day, makes me wish I were born a lemming. Oh, who am I to criticize the food? I swim in my own shit after all. Well that's all for today kids, enjoy the nice weather.